Markets aren’t rational — people are. This tee captures the emotional rollercoaster every trader rides: the rush of FOMO, the silence of PANIC, and the surrender of YOLO.
Minimal design, heavyweight cotton, pure trader energy.
The Gamma Squeeze on the front is a quiet nod to discipline; the bold typography on the back is a reminder that you’ve survived worse.
Premium 280g combed cotton — structured and lasting
High-contrast black and white print
Oversized fit with streetwear edge
Designed for trading desks, gyms, or night markets
One size fits most – clean lines, easy fit, no overthinking.
You can’t hedge emotions. But you can wear them.
FOMO / PANIC / YOLO Tee – Gamma Squeeze Edition
$79.00 Regular Price
$49.00Sale Price
