Markets aren’t rational — people are. This tee captures the emotional rollercoaster every trader rides: the rush of FOMO, the silence of PANIC, and the surrender of YOLO.

Minimal design, heavyweight cotton, pure trader energy.

The Gamma Squeeze on the front is a quiet nod to discipline; the bold typography on the back is a reminder that you’ve survived worse.

• Premium 280g combed cotton — structured and lasting

• High-contrast black and white print

• Oversized fit with streetwear edge

• Designed for trading desks, gyms, or night markets

• One size fits most – clean lines, easy fit, no overthinking.